Perverted Questions

[FireBlood]

"Wanna have love?"

:D

that actually worked on some girls for me 

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[Ryuu]

If shes a RedHead. Ask her if her pubic hair is red :3

[DracoSoul]

"Wanna hop on the good foot and do the naughty thing?"

AUSTIN POWERS! WOOOOO

[NickTheSushi]

"Has your car been shakin' in awhile?"

[Aphtonites]

"Can i park my car into your garage? :D"

[TapeDeck]

that actually worked on some girlsguys for me 

More realistic.

[FireBlood]

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[FireBlood]

More realistic.

oh im pretty sure she didnt have a richard

[General Omega]

Oh I'm pretty sure he did have a richard.

Fixed it for ya.

[Skele]

"You don't have a snake do you?"

[Ghoul]

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how tight are you?"

[Blockoman]

Show me your boobs, NOW.

Reminds me of Captain Falcon saying "Show me your moves!" I lol'd.

Also, some kid at school asked a girl:

What cup size are you? I REALLY need to know.

[FireBlood]

Fixed it for ya.

oh common dont make me post a pic for this too

[TapeDeck]

oh common dont make me post a pic for this too

We don't want gay research.

Also posting on a forum about building with bricks similar (but legally distinct) to LEGOs about how you have love gives you big d.

[jirue]

wiiman better stop talking.  everything he just said made me want to go kill someone.