Perverted Questions

[CapTMeaT]

What are some good perverted questions to ask a girl? 

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[Ladios]

Whats the biggest thing you ever had in you?

[Regulith]

Someone said this on Kongregate, in the chat, today:

"What's your bra size?"

(Any reason you're asking, btw?)

[CapTMeaT]

Nah, no reason in particular :P

[Ghoul]

Well, my sister just asked my brother if his new girlfriend was a virgin this morning.

Simply because she had seen the question on "The N", a lame TV network for "teens" even though I know none who actually watch the stuff they have on it.

[Sinclair]

Want me to put my stick shift into your purple down under?

[Audax]

*Hand her a dollar* "Sorry, did I forget to pay you last night?"

"Wanna go to your street corner and have some fun?"

[Ronin]

How big are your cans?

[Audax]

"Are you with someone? Cause I'll be watching you walk to your car. *put on big smile* :D

[Ghoul]

"You have nice legs. When do they open?"

[CapTMeaT]

"You have nice legs. When do they open?"

Whats the biggest thing you ever had in you?

Haha, these two would have to be my favourite so far. 

[Muffinmix]

Would you mind my bike in your trunk?
and
Could you give me a de-menstruation?

used in subsequent fashion naturally for optimal effect

[Ronin]

Would you mind my bike in your trunk?
and
Could you give me a de-menstruation?

used in subsequent fashion naturally for optimal effect

No way, you have to rapidfire every single lewd comment you can think of as fast as you can.

[Muffinmix]

No way, you have to rapidfire every single lewd comment you can think of as fast as you can.

Do you even wait for a response? Damn man, that's pro

[ryanb31394]

"Are you with someone? Cause I'll be watching you walk to your car. *put on big smile* :D

That oisn't perverted, that's just.........creepy. o.0