Hah thats amusing. However, in you're attempt to recreate me - you forgot one thing. I'm Asian.
Dude?
Like women, there are no Asians on the internet.
Only fat, white men
pretending to be Asians.
Your mom would know all about that, given that she is one.
Besides, any self respecting Asian would never be caught using an Asian sounding thing as a username. Its far too obvious. Asians don't try to be Asian on the internet.
Now, go back to 4chan and eat your ramen, camwhore.