Author Topic: Horrible Hair - A badly drawn MS paint game. - Green things included.  (Read 5296 times)

Horrible Hair not only isn't a matching title, but it's also a game that makes absolutely no sense.
You are a man with an average face (literally) and you are lost and scared.

Rules:
-You may interact with anything on the screen, with anything a normal human could do. (Aside from magic and turbo)
-You may only cast spells listed at the bottom.
-You may not edit the image. It will be ignored (by me).
-Your goal is to get out of the city.
-If health is empty, you are dead.
-If magic is empty, you lose health.



What happened?:
You search behind the cake and you see something.
You move the cake and you see a tall old man with a walking stick.

Spells:
COFFEE - Increases turbo - Low mana cost
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 10:52:33 AM by Chrono »

-History-
1: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/1.png
You wake up in a strange room with a solid wood floor, and stone walls.
To your left you see a gun, some ammo, and a transparent garbage can. To your right you see a dead man, and a blocked off door.
You never know what's in them garbage cans...
You also hear strange noises behind you.

2: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/2.png
You picked up gun, but it has no ammo.
You also hear strange noises behind you.

3: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/3.png
You turn around and approach the green thing making noises.
You think it's candy.
The green thing strikes you and you lose health.
You grab a hold of the green thing and eat it, gaining health.
You lose a bit of health due to not having mana.

4: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/4.png
You attempt to grab the ammo, but a crab comes flying out of the wall and takes it!
You attempt to shoot the garbage can, but you have no ammo.
You attempt to shoot the green thing, which is in your stomach, but you have no ammo.
You attempt to shoot the door, but you have no ammo.

5: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/5.png
You attempt to bitch slap the crap, however being a fast creature, it flies back into the hole, leaving one ammo behind.
You cannot shoot the three targets with only one ammo.

6: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/6.png
You have eaten the body in search of wisdom.
You have gained a small ammount of mana, and learned the magic spell, "COFFEE"

7: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/7.png
You have casted COFFEE in hopes of gaining turbo. You have gained turbo at the expense of the remaining mana.
You used your turbo to run through the doorway, only to find out it was made out of paper.
You fall down on your back in a new room. There are no other doorways except from where you came from, but you see a button on the ceiling.

8: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/8.png
You used your remaining turbo to reach the button on the ceiling.
You fall back down on your feet taking no damage.
4 doors on the ceiling open up, and 3 green things fall down, along with a transparent cube.
You also hear strange noises.

9: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/9.png
You have eaten the remains of the door in hopes for a new spell.
You learned nothing, however you gained mana and 2 ammo.
You also hear strange noises.

10: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/10.png
You examine the green things, learning nothing.
You pick up the green things as they attack you, losing health.
You place the green things on the cube, nothing happens.
You also hear strange noises.
You investigate the noises, but they're echoing all over the room.

11: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/11.png
You fire at all three of the green things, destroying them.
One of the green things drops health.
However, the health was too heavy and destroyed the cube. You should've eaten the cube in search of wisdom.

12: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/12.png
You take the health and it is not a trap. You gained health.
You venture off back into the other room in search for the garbage can, however it is not found.
The room looks different.
There are two green things with paintbrushes.
There are paint buckets on the ground.
There are paintings of various wonderful things on the wall.

13: http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af2/BadMSPaintJobs/Horrible%20Hair/13.png
You attempt to take the various things from the wall, however they do not come off. They are paintings.
You fight the first green thing with your bare hands. It hits you with the paintbrush, then you beat the crap out of it.
While fighting the green thing, the turbo falls off the wall. It was actually purple paper.
After killing it, it drops it's paintbrush.
You attemp to fight the second green thing with your bare hands, however, you only hurt your hand on the painting of a green thing.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 10:47:09 AM by Chrono »


Get badly drawn crowbar, or possibly gun.



Eat the green thing. It might be candy


Grab the ammo, and shoot: The garbage can, the green thing, the door, in that order. Then eat everything not bolted down.

Grab the ammo, and shoot: The garbage can, the green thing, the door, in that order. Then eat everything not bolted down.
-Updated-

Bitchslap the crap, put in a nelson, and take back the ammo. Throw back in it's hole.
Shoot: The garbage can, the green thing, the door, in that order. Then eat everything not bolted down.

Befriend the crab. For it is Crab Nicholson.

Bitchslap the crap, put in a nelson, and take back the ammo. Throw back in it's hole.
-Updated-

Befriend the crab. For it is Crab Nicholson.
Too late.
Perhaps if you come across the crab again...

CTRL-ALT-DEL>
Task manager>
End Program: RenderWallCollide.dll>

CTRL-ALT-DEL>
Task manager>
End Program: RenderWallCollide.dll>

Remember, you are a human. Not a computer.