Author Topic: Speak wisdom  (Read 2503 times)


If my ass is hot, I shart, If not, Check steve's Nards.

if it don't fit don't quit

if you screw your secretary on the desk
she will become a permanent fixture

if you have suicidal thoughts and or /are depressed
don't kill yourself, theres a 50/50 chance between seeing a black abyss or diving into a place where you are constantly in pain, and it gets worse when you are long gone
your family will probably mistake your death as their fault, and they'll become depressed aswell
the absence of yourself in the third dimensional plane of existance will have a huge impact on the people that you knew, good or bad.
im currently in a state of depression (i know im young but i dont have much friends and middle school is garbage, i try to make friends and i dont try to be a richard) and it is pretty bad, but theres a end to it, and you don't have to kill yourself to get there



how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
21


i will forget your dad right in front of you friend

for the ultimate experience in bed, ingest 50 pills of viagra
this guy downed 40 at once and had a boner for 5 days
http://www.ijreview.com/2015/09/421265-man-decided-take-dozens-viagra-pills-happened-next-ridiculous/


If my ass is hot, I shart, If not, Check steve's Nards.

please do not check my nards thanks

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