Poll

If you could be the president, how would you be the world's first _____ president?

I would be the world's first homoloveual president
7 (7.9%)
I would be the world's first bad president
0 (0%)
I would be the world's first evil president
0 (0%)
I would be the world's first stupid president
2 (2.2%)
I would be the world's first memester president
3 (3.4%)
I would be the world's first PC gaming president
17 (19.1%)
I would be the world's first research enthusiast president
6 (6.7%)
I would be the world's first autistic president
12 (13.5%)
I would be the world's first banana nut bread president
6 (6.7%)
I would be the world's first female president
1 (1.1%)
I would be the world's first transgender president
2 (2.2%)
I would be the world's first fluidloveual president
0 (0%)
I would be the world's first foreign president of the united states
2 (2.2%)
I would be the world's first crab president
5 (5.6%)
I would be the world's first big poopy bumhole president
9 (10.1%)
I can't remember the last time I felt the warm embrace of a happy meal
17 (19.1%)

Total Members Voted: 89

Author Topic: My name is Ike and I'm ready for an AMA thread  (Read 3172 times)

do you think texas toast is delicious or would you rather eat a snickers

the two are mutually exclusive



I never got a direct answer with this. I need you Ike!

what is your true identity

Favorite lip balm?

Do you love me (like a love song {baby?})

do you think texas toast is delicious or would you rather eat a snickers

Texas toast is probably better than snickers... Less pesticides...


What am I doing here?

You're just here for the free food.


what is your true identity

plural iden·ti·ties
Full Definition of IDENTITY

1
a :  sameness of essential or generic character in different instances
b :  sameness in all that constitutes the objective reality of a thing :  oneness
2
a :  the distinguishing character or personality of an individual :  individuality
b :  the relation established by psychological identification
3
:  the condition of being the same with something described or asserted <establish the identity of stolen goods>
4
:  an equation that is satisfied for all values of the symbols

"Who is that person?"
"Who is he?"
"Who is she?"
"She is a playable character in Bethesda's newest game"


Favorite lip balm?

Burt's bees, it's the only thing that actually works.


Do you love me (like a love song {baby?})

Love is a flesh feeling, those who are free of the flesh feel no love.


What is a girl?

A girl is a female human being who is relatively young.