i guess since everyone is describing their shower time,
i will jump on the bandwagon so i will.
- get towel, underwear, etc
- turn on shower
- make it hot af
- wait a few secs for the shower to heat up
- climb in and adjust
- start washing body and stuff
- maybe beat the meat, if you know what i mean- shampoo my hair up
- let it wash out
- suddenly see something and zone out
- dad comes up and says "what the heck are you doing"
- i say "zoned out, why"
- he says "you've been in there for half an hour"
- curse silently as i jump out of shower
- dry myself up
- put on undies
- go downstairs and do whatever