Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a rotten, Moldy potato shot at your face.

I insert a machete

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a spear.

I insert The Slopes.

[AtlasBlue]

You get an infinite plane of nothingness. But hey, it's got shadows and shaders...

I insert the Furry Megathread, and retreat to a nearby bunker.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a convention center.

I insert every forum game I've posted in.

[Rigel]

You get another forum game.

I insert the entire drama board.

[Captian Blubberman]

you get drama'd

I inject insert SQL

[U2]

You get Wordpress.

* U2 inserts a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

[Shizza04]

You get blockbuster video

[Crispy_]

I insert a bag of chips.

[WaterOre]

You get a piece of plastic, a puff of air, and a potato.

* WaterOre inserts a secondhand stopwatch.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a clock's second hand.

I insert said clock.

[AtlasBlue]

You get a watch.

I insert the YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE thread.

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get a clown

i insert a brick, jamming the machine

[the hacker]

You get JAM by Yahtzee Croshaw.

I insert Bayonetta's legs.

[ForgetLavender]

You receive a pair of Glass Joe's legs.

I insert a 10 foot spider.