oh my god what is this
"Well stroke my nasty shafts and call me your dog, why don't you."
"I sucked your cat's spooge and it loved it."
"I'm pretty sure you secretly rub one off to horse shlongs, so there's that."
"Your brother took a dump snot inside me and he liked it."
"Your grandfather farted on my panties and he asked for more."
"Well puke on my shlong and lick it up and climb my double fart, why don't you."