shoot self with lugermorph and hope it gets you somewhere
you try shooting yourself with your lugermorph
you hurt youself
then look like a shygal
you try to grow hair and it stays there for a second
Realize that you are really loving high up from the floor. Try to find a safe way down, if there is none. Yolo it and leap off.
you look around for a safe way to get off.
you find a warp pipe
you go in
ouch
stick your richard in the rosalina toy
oh look another pipe
you go in
this time you dont hurt yourself
oh bby
u secks hur up and do the do
she's gone now
Have intense moments of intellectual thoughts on what to do with your future, only to come to the conclusion that because you are permanently stuck behind in the times you can never make contact with the modern world, and only be confined to pre 2012 era.
you hurt your brain
Scream for help
Theres no way you can get down safely without killing yourself
you scream for help
have a shark jump up there and safely transport you down to the floor
your screams summoned this shark which says he'll take you down safely
your a little big and heavy for him but he doesn't care
you thank him for his help and he dissapears
do nothing
you do nothing
keep jumping off until that rare blockland physics glitch lets you survive without taking damage
ur already on ground
learn the skill genderbend then become shygal
you try your hardest to genderbend
suprisingly it works
shy guy can now genderbend at will.
go to da weapons
you try to find another conveniently placed pipe.
you look around but can't find one
what do now, they don't have a clue.
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