Author Topic: UKRAINE WARISH THING -- THE TANKENING  (Read 38586 times)




russia
what are you doing
russia
stahp

russia did stop

why did you bump this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhse9vkqq8
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Ukrainian officer in Crimea shows damage to his equipment from Russian sniper fire, says they could not believe Russians would open fire on them, tells civilian activist what kind of help they need (binoculars, lights, sand).

I wonder how much money the loving media is making milking off of these events.

I swear to god I don't believe any of the stuff that they say about literally anything that involves Ukraine right now.

holy forget THE ICBMS NOOOO

i am starting to think my friend is mentally handicapped

[WestMo] Walrus: Dooooooooooooode
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: there is a fallout shelter under ms.wagstaffs room
[WestMo] Walrus: I am the smartest person in the world
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: nope
[WestMo] Walrus: We gonna need that soon
[WestMo] Walrus: Bc you know that missing milasian flight
[WestMo] Walrus: Terrorists are arming it with nukes
[WestMo] Walrus: Bc
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: :I
[WestMo] Walrus: Who in their right god damn mind would shoot a plane with a bunch of nukes in it down
[WestMo] Walrus: Either way
[WestMo] Walrus: This is the end
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: who told you that
[WestMo] Walrus: I figured it out
[WestMo] Walrus: If this really happens
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: how do they get the nukes on the plane
[WestMo] Walrus: And this stuff goes down
[WestMo] Walrus: The warheads is all you need
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: also what terrorists?
[WestMo] Walrus: I don't know that I just know why it's missing
[WestMo] Walrus: It's the russians!!!
[WestMo] Walrus: They needed some cover from invading Ukraine so they steal a plane
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: that makes no sense
[WestMo] Walrus: They put nukes on it and then they have all the leverage they need to take over the world
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: no
[WestMo] Walrus: Yes
[WestMo] Walrus: Yo it this really is the truth
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: they would have to land it eventauallly
[WestMo] Walrus: I'm the smartest person ever
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: and where would the gas for it come from
[WestMo] Walrus: Yeah but still
[WestMo] Walrus: Uh a gas truck
[WestMo] Walrus is now Online.
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: how would they get that?
[WestMo] Walrus: ... Diode Russia has trucks
[WestMo] Walrus: With gas tanks on them
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: mayalisa is nowhere near russia
[WestMo] Walrus: It's close enough
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: its a island off of south africa
[WestMo] Walrus: Watev lol
[WestMo] Walrus: But if I'm pArtially right
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: so why would russia steal it?
[WestMo] Walrus: Y'all brothers gonna wish y'all listened to the walrus
[WestMo] Walrus: So they can have leverage
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: for what?
[WestMo] Walrus: No one would blow it up bc it would kill us all
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: why would they need leverage?
[WestMo] Walrus: So they can become world dominator
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: but they're not trying to be
[WestMo] Walrus: There's dark motives here
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: also you realize that russias nuke warheads are bigger than a 777
[WestMo] Walrus: Anyway start a thread on the bl forums and see what ppl post
[WestMo] Walrus: Nah
[WestMo] Walrus: They don't have to be
[WestMo] Walrus: We dropped one the size of a vulswagln Bettye
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: excattly dropped
[WestMo] Walrus: And that will fit in a 777 like 6 times
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: they no longert have it
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: 777 are small 2 engine planes
[WestMo] Walrus: Anyway
[WestMo] Walrus: I figured out how to stop
[WestMo] Walrus: A nuke
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: how?
[WestMo] Walrus: Use a black hole
[WestMo] Walrus: Use the singularity. From one
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: that would suck up everything elese
[WestMo] Walrus: Singularity has the entity of eating molecules away
[WestMo] Walrus: Yeah but we could learn to control it
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: thats not how it works
[WestMo] Walrus: Yes
[WestMo] Walrus: Dude I'm a genus
[WestMo] Walrus: I'm tired
[WestMo] Walrus: Sleep
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: but you can't just recapture the particles
[WestMo] Walrus: Is needs
[WestMo] Walrus: For tomorrow
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: they will keep on going and sucking things up
[WestMo] Walrus: #vacumcleaner
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: they would suck up the vacuum cleaner
[WestMo] Walrus: Launch another nuke at the singularity
[WestMo] Walrus: And it cancels each other out
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: that defeats the purpose in the entire thing
[WestMo] Walrus: Wormhole
[WestMo] Walrus: Exists
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: says who?
[WestMo] Walrus: Steven hawking
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: has anyone seen one?
[WestMo] Walrus: We can't actually see black holes
[WestMo] Walrus: Bc their black
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: :I
[WestMo] Walrus: And space is black
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: stars are whie
[WestMo] Walrus: Lol
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: and blue
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: and red
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: and yellow
[WestMo] Walrus: Blak holes Bend light to an extreme causing it to disappear
[WestMo] Walrus: Anyway I'm tired piece
[WestMo] Walrus: I'm right bout them Russians
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: nope
[WestMo] Walrus: But what if I a
[WestMo] Walrus: Am*
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: why wouldn't they just use the nukes they already have?
[WestMo] Walrus is now Online.
[WestMo] Walrus: They will lol but srsly what if I am right
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: insted of going through all this trouble of hijacking a plane that made national news
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: your not
[WestMo] Walrus: Bc it's a cover story aliens did it
[WDZ]e-maxx the sheep [WestMo]: it makes no sense
[WestMo] Walrus: WHAT IF I EAS
[WestMo] Walrus: WAS
[WestMo] Walrus: AANYWAY IM TIRS
[WestMo] Walrus: TIRED NIGHT

ka-kk-akkak loving CARROT JESUS CHRIST YOUR FRIEND IS STUPID

its obvious that he's being sarcastic/trolling


Took long enough. Go for it, Putin!