Author Topic: GENERIC FORUM ADVENTURR  (Read 1866 times)


look 7 posts above -__--____-__
do i look like i care

you're a strong fella, /destroy it/

do i look like i care

you're a strong fella, /destroy it/
I'll destroy you if you don't follow the 3 page story that is HERE ALREADY
« Last Edit: June 23, 2014, 12:38:51 AM by RedJohn »

I'll destroy you if you don't follow the 3 page story that is HERE ALREADY
wht story did i not follo

you're just stuck in a room and you're too cowardly to bash down that window

throw the bed at the door
Your arms are thin and weak, you can't even throw the pillow.

Use gestures to tell the tiny mandarin blacksmith what you want.

Place the tiny blacksmith in the keyhole. He'll get what you mean.

Or use the coat hanger to lockpick.

Use gestures to tell the tiny mandarin blacksmith what you want.
You attempt to make a keyhole demonstration but he thinks you just want gay love from him. He then get as far away from you as possible. Which is the opposite end of the room.

Or use the coat hanger to lockpick.
Would you look at that! The sensible decision worked!



You are now outside.

Ride in the rain via boat.

that thing is a boat right

Head-butt the water, THEN get into the boat.


COMMIT Self Delete

that reminds me

thus far into the adventure, isn't it supposed to die?

Learn how to use lines in MS-paint