Hmm, who is Ashley?
Looks like a whore.
Edit:
Holy stuff what the forget MasterCookie? This isn't something that everybody just forgets about in a few days, or something they laugh at. It's something that makes them extremely uncomfortable around the kid.
This entire thing is ridiculous, not only did you seriously damage his real social life, but you have established that you can't spell masturbate and you don't know what the forget COPPA even is. Great job, mah boi.
Seriously if somebody did this to me I'd bust a nut.