What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[xXGhostXx]

Noob:MAI DUGY IZ NMED JUEY ND IT stuffS IN MAI FLUFY BED SO I EAT TEH POOP AND IT SMELLZ LIK cHEETYZ,SINZE I ATE PANCAIKS I PISS ON THEM AZN MKE IT ETZ TU MI DUG

Trans:My doggy is named joe and it stuffs on my fluffy bed so i eat the poop and it smells like cherrys,since i ate[Eat\] Pancakes i piss on them and make it eat to my dog

What the dr.pepper?I heard it on my friends server and my friend was AFK,so i had to deal with this noob then he left while saying that.loving Animal Abuser :c

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[SpreadsPlague]

The above post is the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say on Blockland.

[Bomb Kirby]

Me: Stop spamming trust.
Me: I will ban you.
guy: no you cant if I leave
Me: see that black box? I call it the offline ban machine 1000!
Guy: faykerr
Me: <Bans Badspot for the reason"test"
Guy: U Hcked
Me: I can ban you if your offline, see?
Guy: Not if I press teh shuhtdohwn buhton
Me: <Bans Guy reason: Lol pwned!

[ipodmemorizer55]

Me: Stop spamming trust.
Me: I will ban you.
guy: no you cant if I leave
Me: see that black box? I call it the offline ban machine 1000!
Guy: faykerr
Me: <Bans Badspot for the reason"test"
Guy: U Hcked
Me: I can ban you if your offline, see?
Guy: Not if I press teh shuhtdohwn buhton
Me: <Bans Guy reason: Lol pwned!

Fail.

[xXGhostXx]

The above post is the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say on Blockland.

Yeah i told him to stfu then he said ILL PAICN U
Trans:ill pinch you

[shafin25]

Me: Hi
Him: Hi
Me: Him is friend
Him: Him is friend
Me: Lol

[Acolyptor]

Short Story:
I remember last year, around november, this guy called Fallen_Hero joined my server. Eventually, he told me he was Badspot's son. I kept telling him I didn't believe it. He said he can make believe it by telling his "dad" to delete my account. I banned him :] (Not perma though)

[Mr.jacksaunt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29

I just lost the game.
(yes i play the game)

[Bushido]

Me: Stop spamming trust.
Me: I will ban you.
guy: no you cant if I leave
Me: see that black box? I call it the offline ban machine 1000!
Guy: faykerr
Me: <Bans Badspot for the reason"test"
Guy: U Hcked
Me: I can ban you if your offline, see?
Guy: Not if I press teh shuhtdohwn buhton
Me: <Bans Guy reason: Lol pwned!

this right here

[GenaralSkar]

I just lost the game.
(yes i play the game)

Most people do...

[Pepsidude]

A while back on my server someone came in and made somewhere around 10 bricks that all fired gravity rockets.  After multiple warnings I gave him a short 10 minute ban.
He came back, and was mad because I banned him.
His reasoning was "U didnt tell me that i couldnt spam gravity rockets". 
I forget his name, is was one of the typical "Spartan" names though.

[ultimamax]

Wow. I looked in the ID section of RTB, looked up the name "back door", and there was no one with the name "back door".
Stop trying to get people to like you by lying.Oh yeah, I can barely remember this, but it' was when I was a noob.

He posted that 4 months before you replied. Most likely the guy changed his name.

[Tyler66]

Noob: Im gonna ban you
(Super Admin) Tyler66: ZOMG PWEASE DUN BAN MEH
Noob: I need Admin to ban
(Super Admin) Tyler66: I dont care
Noob: Im gonna ban you forever
(Super Admin) Tyler66: Ok
Noob: Uxie, Can I have admin?
(Super Admin) Tyler66: He wants to ban me. Lol
(Host) Uxie: Lol
NOOB WAS BANNED: Heres you're admin to BAN

To bad I could not figure out the persons name. But this person was a 1k and I could tell he was not being sarcastic.

[A GUY]

Noob: Im gonna ban you
(Super Admin) Tyler66: ZOMG PWEASE DUN BAN MEH
Noob: I need Admin to ban
(Super Admin) Tyler66: I dont care
Noob: Im gonna ban you forever
(Super Admin) Tyler66: Ok
Noob: Uxie, Can I have admin?
(Super Admin) Tyler66: He wants to ban me. Lol
(Host) Uxie: Lol
NOOB WAS BANNED: Heres you're admin to BAN

To bad I could not figure out the persons name. But this person was a 1k and I could tell he was not being sarcastic.

I smell an illegally obtained BL_ID.

[MagicAhrim]

"No my brother badspot made that clan he joined in V8"
A face palm followed shortly after.