The evil genie

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

granted, but you have a rash for the rest of your life.
I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.

why did you bump this

[Ad Bot]

[man1912]

Granted, but you will die with this thread


I wish to have a sign that says "Krusty Krab unfair" on it

[TheMrDoors]

granted, but people can't read it

i wish i didn't have HIV

[Superfun909]

Granted, But you get the chickenpocks.

I wish i could type in ascii by default.

[cromartini]

Granted, but now you can only type and talk in ascii

I wish nothing.

[Master Matthew²]

Granted, The entire universe collapses on itself.

I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Superfun909]

Granted, but I forgot all the number nines.

*wish*

[Copy Kirby]

granted but your gay

i wish to not be gay

[Marios]

Granted. You now rub it two ways instead of one, so to speak.

I wish I could make sick burns instantly.

[cblock360]

Granted, but you're gonna fall multiple times and have sick burns.

I wish I were a fish.

[Copy Kirby]

Granted. You now rub it two ways instead of one, so to speak.

Im fine with this
Skip me

[Haywold]

granted but you will be speared and cooked later in your life

i wish for a single drop of water

[Drydess]

granted but you must now live in that water drop as a fish

[Marios]

I wish Harambe never existed.

[Cheze]

too loving bad

I wish to get an old ford torino (why not)