That's pretty ironic considering you are doing the same thing.
I have the stomach flu, but it's not like anyone'll believe it, Jess'll just scream "EXCUSE 1426395867336251!!!1!"
But I've been out all week. And I'm too weak(and lazy) to do anything else, so I'm always on the couch/at the desk all day.
I take most of my classes online, although I have to go for French/Chemistry. I also have a job at Del Taco, I was employed on the 7th. Don't believe me, go ahead and ask Oromis, Sabbin, Taboo, Madmitten, or General Nick. They all read my post ragin about my boss.