brother
I don't have a girlfriend or anything but I'm going to order my good friend a vday pizza and get drunk over video chat with her. So I guess I've got a valentine.
god i hate it when im at a bar with my mates and i cant get my loving rooster down
alcohol does a wonderful thing called making you horny so have fun with that.
*whips out richard* ”im not gay, its the alcohol mate, i just cant keep it inside when its erect”
i suppose this happens to you often
dont project, drydess..........