Mountain Dew sucks anyway.
weed is my dessert AND MOTHERloving DINNER ROLLS
im reading this as im eating my moms taco pizza
I would kill for a taco pizza right now, just ate a healthy heart dinner
lol i feel bad nowthis crust is like heaven
I mailed a bomb to your e-mail. It detonates by the time the pizza is gone. Invite me over so I can disable it.
But the bomb is in the pizza!