Author Topic: Pokemon: Black and Blue  (Read 2491 times)

this rivals the time they tried to change the word "fish" to "sea kitten"
Oh god lol. I had forgotten about that.
I think this game is supposed to be a joke though. Also why the hell is it so well made. It looks really good. They should make actual games instead of making jokes.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2012, 10:57:07 PM by Tylale »

Oh god lol. I had forgotten about that.
I think this game is supposed to be a joke though. Also why the hell is it so well made. It looks really good. They should make actual games instead of making jokes.
except
they didnt make it

http://thCIApop.com/

these guys made most of the adult swim games wtf

except
they didnt make it

http://thCIApop.com/

these guys made most of the adult swim games wtf
Oh. Its definitely a joke then. Aimed at peta instead though. That's great.

Aside from the fact that this is clearly a lame attempt to attract publicity on the back of a major video game release (which is why I’m not linking to their site, and you shouldn’t look for it, either) PETA seems to have missed the single biggest theme of the Pokémon series: That Pokémon should be treated humanely and live as our equals. The games are loaded with an endless stream of characters who go on and on about true friendship between man and Pokémon. It’s so saccharine and so completely the opposite of what PETA suggests that it boggles the mind.

As part of the campaign, PETA also developed and released a flash-based parody game which it calls “Pokémon Black and Blue.” It is awful.

Last November, PETA attacked video game icon Mario for wearing “fur” –the Tanooki Suit, a frequent power-up in Mario games that grants the ability to fly.

PETA did not disclose in its statement how many actual, living, breathing animals died waiting for rescue while the organization spent its time and money campaigning against fiction.


lol
(just click on the quote)

Bahahaha. That's hilarious

PETA.

One of the best jokes since 1980. I'm speechless at how dumb this is.
EDIT: Not to mention PETA's own cruelty to animals, euthanizing 99% of animals under their "care".
« Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 02:58:10 PM by shinyarceus4 »

i don't think this is even peta anymore

Don't watch the video.


but .. pokemon aren't even real ..

also this reminds me of how my mom got mad at me for killing animals in minecraft

but .. pokemon aren't even real ..

I don't think you get the point

they're saying it's teaching kids that it's okay to enslave and abuse animals, which is stupid because the games do nothing but go on and on about how pokemon are friends and equal to people

I don't think you get the point

they're saying it's teaching kids that it's okay to enslave and abuse animals, which is stupid because the games do nothing but go on and on about how pokemon are friends and equal to people
Take your rival in White/ Black 2 for example, he calls his Pokemon his "partners".
loving PETA


EVO plays Pokemon Black and Blue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3-EamDPWA

(He makes YouTube videos, I've talked to him indirectly through comments and stream chats. So if you want to discuss anything with him, you should be able to find him. :o Just comment.)

Edit: If anyone wants a gif or something from the game, I got all the game assets (Links below, tiny). And here is an update log they left in the .xml for the game. Apparently there are GameGenie cheats... Holy forget, Game Genie? I haven't used that since like Super Nintendo and original Gameboy. I actually have the GameGenie right by me for GameBoy.
Quote from: http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/blackAndBlue.xml
<!-- edit: 9/12 - N - edited copy, edited pokemon stats, attack damages, types, pp -->
<!-- edit: 9/17 - B - edited copy, edited Cheren copy - I - edited Oshawott attack names -->
<!-- edit: 9/18 - N - edited snivy's HP and trainer HP, increased damage for trap, reduced damage for cleaver -->
<!-- edit: 9/19 - I - edited Pokemon height and weight stats -->
<!-- edit: 9/19 9:35pm - S - several edits using the latest PETA doc, past tense -->
<!-- edit: 9/20 - K - added backgroundID field to each battle, added treasure1, 2, and 3 text, capitalized all button text, added treasureIDs to each map, added <treasures>, added gameOver1 and 2 text, added download text, edited paralyze and confusion text -->
<!-- edit: 9/20 1:43pm - K - added frame names for ghetsis and oshawott attacks -->
<!-- edit: 9/20 4:30pm - S - changed copy to refer to Tepig as a female -->
<!-- edit: 9/20 6:58pm - K - completely reworked <maps> section -->
<!-- edit: 9/21 - K - fixed move descriptions not using given Pokémon names, added new game win text -->
<!-- edit: 9/21 6:22pm - S - fixed numerous copy issues -->
<!-- edit: 9/24 9:22am - S - fixed copy issues -->
<!-- edit: 9/24 4:58pm - K - added more config options -->
<!-- edit: 9/25 6:21pm - K - added <gamegenie> section for enabling/disabling cheats, ability to specify music for each battle, scrolling map for some sequences, and prompt for ignoring first treasure -->
<!-- edit: 9/25 6:36pm - K - updated game over text -->
<!-- edit: 9/26 11:28am - K - updated game help text -->
<!-- edit: 9/26: 12:00pm - N - boosted all trainer HP. boosted oshwatt's HP and attack for watergun and recruit. removed damage from group hug. reduced attack for mega drain. -->
<!-- edit: 9/27 12:28pm - K - updated map sequences and added "but it had no effect" text -->
<!-- edit: 9/28 8:30am - S - matched config with client copy doc -->
<!-- edit: 9/28 12:20pm - K - turned off cheats -->
<!-- edit: 9/28 7:06pm - I - amended Tepig's Petition copy -->
<!-- edit: 10/1: 9:45am - N - upped HP for pikachu, tepig and osh, changed ash's affinity to fire, increased damage & reduced PP for recruit, edited speed for several moves, reduced ash's HP -->
<!-- edit: 10/2: 10:30am - N - reduced tepig's HP again, changed affinity of ash's whip to normal, increased damaged & reduced PP for thunderbolt, increased HP for ghetsis and ash -->
<!-- edit: 10/3 10:00am - S - peta copy changes -->
<!-- edit: 10/3 12:07pm - K - updated version number -->
<!-- edit: 10/3 12:30pm - N - reduced pikachu's thunderbolt damage, reduced petition damage, increased ash's and ghetsis' health, reduced PP for megadrain, reduced damage of recruit -->
<!-- edit: 10/3 3:39pm - K - added "are you sure" prompt for treasure chests -->
<!-- edit: 10/4 12:30pm - S - added Pikachu's name on some dialog -->

http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/BlackAndBlue.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/map/topdown1.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/map/topdown2.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/map/treasurebox.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/pokemon/animation_asset_oshawott.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/pokemon/animation_asset_pikachu.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/pokemon/animation_asset_snivy.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/pokemon/animation_asset_tepig.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/pokemon/animation_transition.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/pokemon/win.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/trainers/animation_asset_ash.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/trainers/animation_asset_cheren.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/trainers/animation_asset_ghetsis.swf
http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/swf/trainers/animation_asset_profjuniper.swf
« Last Edit: October 09, 2012, 05:27:57 PM by MegaScientifical »