You are now breathing manually.

[Chrono]

You stopped breathing.

Agh! Stop trying to kill me!

[Ad Bot]

[Grignard]

Think about peeing.

YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY HOLDING YOUR URINE.

[Chrono]

Think about peeing.

YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY HOLDING YOUR URINE.

fasf


You are now aware of your eyes.

They are getting watery.

[Harm94]

You feel the urge to blink

Blink I say! BLINK!

[Chrono]

You feel a presence behind you.

You really want to look back.

[CopBlock]

holy stuff this is working :c

You feel the need to jack off.

[M]

hay guise i got a clever one

You are about to laugh.

[Skip]

None of these things affected me. c:

[?]

You will not succumb to reverse physiology.

[dkamm65]

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

[tails]

You now want to eat some delicious mouth watering bacon.

[Colten]

You now want to eat some delicious mouth watering bacon.

This is the only one that worked

[Skip]

This is the only one that worked

Same. D:
It also doesn't help that I just woke up and still haven't eaten breakfast.

[?]

You now want to eat some delicious mouth watering bacon.

That's all the time.

[Skip]

That's all the time.

Speaking of bacon...
Is your avatar a worm humping a piece of bacon? Because that's what I see. :|