I'm going to kidnap you from your homes at exactly 3:21:57 am on a wednesday morning and take you 30 miles south to my dungeon where i will put you in white clothes, white shoes, in a white straight jacket, strapped to a white chair, in a completely white room. i will put white beats on your head and play a loop of me whispering the word, "pasta" 24 / 7. every morning i will come in dressed completely white and give you a white bowl of white rice with white chopsticks and feed you it one at a time. you won't be able to sleep and the only thing you will ever imagine is the taste of white rice in your white mouth. after 5 years of this torture, i will expose you to an abundance of light and color that you could never imagine. you will start to seize and suffer extreme pain and eventually pass out, where i will take you back to my dungeon and repeat the process. i will do this for exactly 23 years. you will be like, "wtf why is white master taking me early" and then i will take you to CIA headquarters where i have you raped by 6 white guys at once and eventually behead you while you are staring at a picture of pasta