say hello in the most sarcastic way possible
a sarcastic "
...hello" is drawled out.
it doesn't move an inch.
or a yard.
or a centimeter.
or any sort of distance, in fact.
ask if it's alive
is it alive?
there is no reply, almost as if this inanimate object is actually, in fact, an inanimate not-alive object.
also there's a huge echo. it lasts for several seconds.
it's a statue.
it's very familiar.
it's of a fellow ad bot.
sculpted in the image of the very first
ad bot to have ever been created.
ad-am.bow down to true adbot
what a beautiful name.
if
the company is
god, then
ad-am is probably jesus or something.
who came down from
the offices with a duty from
the company to spread the
good slogans and brought
capitalism to the anarchists, communists, AND... some other -ist probably it's hard to remember
he also has the high score in
AdVenture Capitalist, so there's that too
throw a dolphin back up the hole so it hits the original ad bot
there's no way anyone can see a hole in this pitch blackness
let alone having the strength to even throw something like that all the way up
grab a dolphin and throw it at the giant cog thing
that's more like it
a variety of critters and spiders crawl out from the shadows and drop off
wow!!! looks like there's something to advertise to in here!!!
oh!
there's writing on the base
it's probably sacred. something of vital importance.
there are so many questions here.
why is this here? how is this here? what does this have to do with marketing? when can you play on the phone again?
what could possibly be on it????No, let's ruin the op's fun and switch back to the surface and the company
leave on a big cliffhanger to meet the company
what was the reason for what now?
sorry, you just zoned out there for a second.
oh, right,
the company