"This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA – the people who invented child molestation"
Lol wut
Btw Im a Christian as well as Shard and Metakirby4 and we all play this game. Me and Metakirby4 beat the co-op when I went to his house.
"Should children be forced to see a room full of giant black carrotes?"
Da heck?! What? Arent they spikes...
GOD HELP ME. I CANT READ ANYMORE
THIS PERSON HAS NEVER PLAYED THE GAME
"they be using their snake guns"
Guys, stop being recruited to be homoloveuals using Steam.