Universe Timeline

[Bomb Kirby]

Year 30 - the world doesn't actually end, the people who wrote the calendars just ran out of rock

[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

Year 31 - The world ends. Seems like they missed by one year.

[blueblur121]

Year 32 -The world begins again, and repeats years 1-30. This time though, it doesn't end in year 31.

[Legoboss]

Year 33 - Betel is resurrected, and is now known as Betelgeuse. He attempts to kill Gabe Newell, but he realizes he is immortal.

[Bomb Kirby]

Year 34 - The first pyramid is built. A ban on calculators is placed.

[|Orange|]

Year 34 (Part 2) - Rule 34 became a thing

Year 35 - Lemon-soaked paper napkins were invented and the inventor was burned to the stake.

[Bomb Kirby]

Year 36 - The internet rises from the sky.

[Pie Crust]

Year 37 - Rule 35 became a law.

[Zanaran2]

Year 38 - Rainbow brick spam evolves into Undulo spam. God help us all.

[|Orange|]

Year 39 - To access the internet, people must use rockets to fly to it. They build a really tall ladder instead and the internet is now for everyone.

[Bomb Kirby]

Year 40 - A wise owl visits a village. He states, "This is nothing more than a clone of the Infinity Tower. This tower shall begin construction in 2013, and the number of floors depends entirely on how many people are eager to boost their post count on a forum."

Nobody understands because forums have not been invented yet.

[Legoboss]

Year 41 - Gabe Newell takes over the internet

[Chris72003]

Year 42 - Gabe Newell is releasing his Adiposes from his fat to take over the whole internet.

[Operator¹]

Year 43 - blockland forums is created

[Ownage56 :3]

Year 44 - Emotions are added, people spam cookiemonster and cookies too much.