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Gallery / Re: Diggy's Metropolis Server
« on: February 12, 2011, 05:34:16 PM »
I think that would make a problem because after a while, a person is just to hard to catch and cops don't get their paycheck to buy things like grapple ropes or pills. Plus, if nobody is wanted after 5-15 ticks (which probably wouldn't happen anyway), cops will not get a paycheck. 

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Off Topic / Re: Name a forumer that the forums couldn't do without
« on: February 12, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »
Ephialtes

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Forum Games / Re: Broken World Roleplay :: NEW POLL VOTE NOW
« on: February 10, 2011, 09:29:45 PM »
Am I stupid if I didn't vote for myself? I like these threads but whenever I say I will get back to them, I don't get back to them until a few days later.

Jorici must do it. I like your stories. But all the other people are somewhat deserving too

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 09, 2011, 08:32:53 PM »
I'll start off with a character and continue off of there tonight. Idk. I am too lazy to do anything so I will write about my uncle being the douchebag he is and trying to kill me (spoiler alert)

Name: Bruce (yes same character from Mother Russia)
Status: Successful
Items: Luggage from flight, 9mm pistol + ammo (45), ID, knife, and paper with objectives on it.
Karma: 2
Cash: $150, checkbook, and credit cards.
Objective: Kill Uncle Charlie
Gained: An objective and an excuse to come back to Highler Ridge
Lost: The idea of why I have to keep coming back instead of living here.

"We have landed in Highler Ridge. Thank you for taking Flight 54 straight from Britain. Please make sure you do not litter and pick up your luggage. Have a nice day," the flight attendant announced as we landed at Kelton Airport.

I'm not too happy with myself. I had to take a two-way flight just for another skirmish with death again. Instead of doing the dirty work for my cousin, Ryan, I have to kill my Uncle Charlie who is supposedly doing something.

I hoped to do some damage. Isn't it a coincedence the address they gave to me was next door to Ryan's? I hope it isn't as deadly. I landed here a month ago and it seems to not have changed minus a few buildings. Then I remembered that muscular guy I had spied on while trying to kill Ryan. I crossed my fingers hoping that big brute isn't who I am trying to kill. I could always rob that stash of Ak-47s he steals and kill him. No. I wanted excitment for doing this $900 round trip from Mother Russia.

"Taxi!!!" About then, a taxi pulled up. I left deciding what to do to kill him.


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Off Topic / Re: This is very scary - Makeshift nuclear bombs.
« on: February 09, 2011, 08:21:05 PM »
Am I the only one here who owns a fallout shelter? A wealthy eccentric built my house and had the basement walls made thick enough to deter radiation c:
Good thing you'll never need it.

I bet $20 that a nuclear bomb will fall in the next 30 years somewhere in the US and you'll be laughing in all our faces since the radiation can't affect you. :/

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 things not to do at a stoplight.
« on: February 09, 2011, 08:07:01 PM »
136: Stop in the middle of the road.

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Off Topic / Re: Show your ipod topic (FIXED PICS)
« on: February 09, 2011, 08:06:39 PM »
I used to want to jailbreak a year ago when I got my 32 gigabyte iPod Touch. Then I asked my dad to help me attempt it and he said no so end of story there.

No point in showing my iPod. They are basically the same design for a lot of them and I only need the default apps to be happy.

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 things not to do at a stoplight.
« on: February 09, 2011, 08:02:45 PM »
131: Stop and stay in the lane until  you get a huge line of cars behind you.

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Off Topic / Re: If the US were to collapse, what would you do?
« on: February 07, 2011, 10:08:05 PM »
China. I'll learn the language.

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Off Topic / Re: can we count to 50?
« on: February 06, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
I thought this stuff was bannable.
It was just spammy as Ephi said when Sirrus did this kind of topic.

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Games / Re: Pokemon: Black and White (March 6th, 2011)
« on: February 06, 2011, 01:56:43 AM »
They should stop adding new ones when they stop making a profit. So... never. Mwahaha.
Diamond and Pearl was the best IMO since they were keeping it with the newer pokemon along with those pokemon you see everywhere you go. Black and White looks so hard trying to catch Zoroark. 

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 06, 2011, 01:54:22 AM »
does NOBODY read my posts?! ipodmemorizer55, read my last post. god damnit
Lol. This stuff takes me a while to write and still isn't all that good :L. That doesn't leave me time to pay attention to other's posts that intertwine with other's. As much as I would like to though, I can't. Damn.

You're dumb, you don't fly from Russia to the US to do one thing. :L
I do :3

I will start a new storyline soon for obvious sloppy writing and reasons for Bruce. My iPod battery wouldn't last very long to fit in research research on things and doing my story. Damn you all for making my life hard for no reason. :(

I'm a bit tired and a bit crazy. I will say random things :/

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Games / Re: Pokemon: Black and White (March 6th, 2011)
« on: February 06, 2011, 12:03:57 AM »
I kicked SoulSilver's ass 3 times. Then i restarted it.
:D

I restarted and decided to trade in a Chimchar, Bagon, and Dratini for the stuffs and giggles of beating the Elite Four's ass.

OT: They should've just stayed with the 493 after adding in over 100 new pokemon on Diamond and Pearl. Now they ran out of ideas and said, "Hurrrr. Let's put in new Pokemon and characters for teh shiz"

Still going to get it.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 05, 2011, 10:59:59 AM »
Name: Bruce
Status: Outraged and seriously injured
Items: Desert Eagle (54 ammo), 10mm submachine gun (59 ammo), and some dog meat
Items on hand: Deagle
Karma: 2
Objective: Kill Ryan
Location: Kelton Hospital
Cash: $30

I wake up still finding a bullet wound in my side where Ryan shot me. The doctor said I would be fine for now so I decided to make a plan to kill him. I had to regain some of my consciousness before starting to think. But a few days later, I think I formulated a plan that just might work. The doctor still told me it would be a couple more months before I should be going anywhere but screw him. I got out of bed and went outside, fully clothed but not armed.

Step one of my plan was to find some intel on Ryan's buisness and see if I can get a few weapons while I'm at it. I managed to find a taxi and get over to Bright Annex. I paid him around the same amount a few months ago from the airport which didn't leave me a whole lot of room if I were going to hire someone to do the job. Not really thinking about it, I went inside and searched everywhere for something. I went from the living room to the kitchen to the bathroom. I went and found his room and managed to find a report on me dead. Next to it, I found a Desert Eagle which was most likely the same one used to kill me. While I could've found more intel on Ryan, I heard the front door downstairs open. I freaked out not really knowing any escape routes besides the window. I opened it up and dived out, landing ass-first on the ground. Ryan didn't suspect a thing. I went next door to spy on him. It was empty so I didn't have anything to worry about if a person came in. I found the nearest window with a view of Ryan's gold-red house. I spotted him going back to his car and pulling out a box. The box was labeled "Ak-47s" so he had probably just came back from a mission and heist since I have never seen the car either. Come to think of it, it didn't look like Ryan who was carrying the box. So that meant......

The door slammed open in the house I was in. I quickly drew my Deagle waiting for the person to reveal himself. It was Ryan alright. Boy was he scared to find me alive.

"Ryan you bastard. You did this to me," I yelled accusingly. I had the perfect chance to kill him bit decided to let him live for a bit longer. That was probably a big mistake but I didn't care. I had him at gunpoint anyway.

"Well...I uh," Ryan started out nervously. "It was just to make sure you weren't part of anything."

"Don't play bullstuff with me today. You have already shot me in the side of the gut, made me kill a high-ranked police officer, and made me risk my life to escape imprisonment."

"The police officer was real. His corruption has gone unnoticed for a long time."

"So they are going to bring a new person in power who may be much more capable of taking care of crime. Why though? Why not leave a corrupted officer in power so he could let you off the hook?"

"You don't get it do you? He was a mob boss. My mob boss. Being an officer was a disguise to the police so they don't jail members. I was second-in-command at the time. Now I get his power and fortune after you murdered him," Ryan said. He started to laugh like he was insane for the power. "For years, I had to put up with this fat starfish and other people. When they saw my power and some open spots for command, they made me that position. I had to kill the rest of the people in sone form of command now so I will solidify my rule. This would make me leader of the top mob group in Highler Ridge!"

I had enough of his crazy talk. I shot him square in the heart when he started to laugh again. When he dropped, I went up to his side and shot him 3 more times in the head until all his brains poured out and his head was in nothing but chunks. I guess I didn't need a 3 step plan since I only got to one anyways.

My mission was over and I guess Ryan is too. I went outside and headed over to Kelton for a plane flight back to Russia. I guess I'm done here.

Hrm. I'm done with my storyline. wat do

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 03, 2011, 11:20:10 PM »
Name discrimination D:
I am not discriminating names. I just happen to see something random in stats or storyline.

Name: ANETH DAMANZEE
Status: Slight head trauma
Inventory: SORD
Karma: -189
Location: Bloodrust Manor
Objective: Nothing
Cash: $1.32
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I killed several people in the past. My karma is terrible. I walk slo--

*manor blows up*
I'll do something serious after my slight hiatus
Kinda like this.

Ninjaedit: Whoops Flame. I see your 1 point text.

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