i'm on a hitlist

[hodot]

so the past few days have been odd, to say the least

this kid at my school (who's been joked about for a while to be a honor student) wrote a song called Columbine, with lyrics explicitly talking about shooting people at the school. he wrote a list of people he wanted to kill and i was at the top of it. the kid's been suspended for 10 days. mass hysteria has swept the school with rumors like "he had a gun on him" and "he was planning on doing it today"

so it's possible i may not be going to school on tuesday. ive been lightly freaking out about this for a bit. ama

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[Freek]

he probably isn't going to act on it, but damn that's pretty scary

[Jairo]

how did you find out about the song

did he hand it out or something?

[hodot]

how did you find out about the song

did he hand it out or something?

he had shown a friend of mine the lyrics, who in turn showed me

[The Resonte!]

and i was at the top of it.

whoa how did that happen

thats actually pretty suspenseful

[hodot]

whoa how did that happen

thats actually pretty suspenseful

he has a funny voice that i jokingly do an impression of all the time (accurately too) and i guess he picked up on the fact that i was making fun of him, not laughing with him

[Steve5451²]

that should call for an expulsion and police investigation.

[Master Matthew²]

Just be happy that wasn't Hillary's hitlist, or you wouldn't have been able to post this thread.

Holy stuff.
And this is why I still certainly agree with Milo, Gun Free Zones are and always will be Safe Spaces for Killers.

[cooolguy32]

He might not do it, but that's just messed up.

[startacker]

yeaaaa someone should probably do something about that.

[Nix the Glaceon]

if you see the kid acting suspicious, run away while screaming hysterically in an attempt to get anyone's attention

[kanew2000]

that's really bad, man
i mean, the name columbine's probably already taken as a song title. he's gonna have to get a new one or copyright's gonna kick his ass

[Willco2]

yeaaaa something should probably do something about that.

lol
ot though what the hell that kid needs some help or some stuff, something more than just a suspension

[Bisjac]

fun fact.

the columbine shooter's bombs never exploded because they used toy alarm clocks with non conducting plastic hammers.

The more you know

[Poliwhirl]

same thing happened at a school near me, i wasn't on the hitlist though

pretty sure that kid's expelled and possibly in jail, though