I'm a hispanic man with a belly and a richard.I wanted to be a woman with hips and small breasts.
Santa is Mexican for saint... so Santa is Mexican. and since he is Mexican we can assume he rides a lawn mower not a sleigh.and on top of that. Santa is the feminine version of the word. so Santa is actually a female Mexican who rides a lawn mower.and further more. he is depicted as a male, so we can only explain this as him being a hermaphrodite.and to appeal to the soccer moms, the candy he leaves in your kids stockings is cocaineso we have a Mexican hermaphrodite who rides a flying lawn mower who hops borders and gives your kids drugs...your parents lied to you all... twice.
Rust in a nutshell:It's bad and boring