How to get girlfriend?

[Otis Da HousKat]

Drama
Internet drama and interpersonal problems

OH and its in off topic that enough for you ....bitch

This isn't the Off-Topic forum handicap.

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[Beachbum790]

I <3 mah gurlfriend. Lol, I love saying that on a post that the friend cant even get a girlfriend :D

[Ronin]

1. Go to the local Fish Market
2. Buy a Trout
3. Approach girl
4. Ask to shave her mustache with your sandal
5. BEFORE she answers, smack her with the fish
6. Repeat if necessary

[General Nick]

Smack her ass when you pass by her.

Wink at her after that.

Leave discreet notes in her locker.

[Sockton]

i like her she like me as friend.. Help

Omfg, happens to me all the time D:

[Grumpy]

Grab her then throw her into your car.

[Teal]

Ask her dad if you can sleep with her.

Let him beat the stuff out of you.

Bury yourself.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Don't forget to bring your teddy bear  Hehe :3

[yuki]

Ask her dad if you can sleep with him

Let him beat the stuff out of you.

Ask her dad if you can sleep with him

[Regulith]

4. Ask to shave her mustache with your sandal
5. BEFORE she answers, smack her with the fish
6. Repeat if necessary

I laughed. HARD.

[IceBlue]

Give her a hug and see if your hand fits up her ass.

[Nimbus]

Elephant Tranquilizers

[Beachbum790]

lolololol

1: Be nice to her
2: Leave her notes
3: Ask her if she wants to go to some place with friends
4: Get close to her, if she moves away, you have no chance. That's how I got my first girlfriend.

[zoneark]

lolololol

1: Be nice to her
2: Leave her notes
3: Ask her if she wants to go to some place with friends
4: Get close to her, if she moves away, you have no chance. That's how I got my first boyfriend.

[onyx6]

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