Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Parlydogs22]

You get a cheap horror movie                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I insert a BB gun

[Ad Bot]

[The Murderous Cop]

the vending machine absorbs the gun and is now armed

i insert audacity

[UltraCraftGames]

you get air

i insert a noob

[AtlasBlue]

You get a well known and well respected veteran of the game's community.

I insert smooth jazz.

[UltraCraftGames]

you get P-Body Orange

i insert a companion cube

[Nix the Glaceon]

you get a potato that hates you
i insert a coin connected to a string

[Marios]

The coin is sucked inside with the string. Then you get a string.
Vending machine ain't falling for your silly tricks.

I insert a single pea.

[UltraCraftGames]

you get two peas

i insert a broken coin

[Becquerel]

Skipping above

You get a grown Pee Plant
I insert a KV-2 Tank

[RTBARCHIVE]

Skipping above

I insert favoritism

[Malleo100]

You get Crown's Jailbreak wardens
I insert a pocket pusillanimous individual

[Space1255]

You get an actual hooker. However, the hooker has been crushed, torn, and mangled to fit inside the vending machine, thus actually giving you a bloody mess.

I insert said hooker's nipple.

[Master Matthew²]

You get an actual hooker. However, the hooker has been crushed, torn, and mangled to fit inside the vending machine, thus actually giving you a bloody mess.

I insert said hooker's nipple.

The machine doesn't accept refunds and returns the nipple back to you.

I insert the next blockland meme.

[Somemong]

You get a dead 2010 meme.

* Somemong inserts $5, not expecting soda.

[Space1255]

Surprise bitch you get a soda.

I insert a soda tab.