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Off Topic / Re: what the forget neighbors
« on: December 25, 2015, 12:29:15 AM »
Are they trying to shoot Santa out of the sky or something?
It must be the grinch.

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Games / Re: ROBLOX Thread ⱽ³⋅⁶ - Powering Imagination
« on: December 22, 2015, 11:06:09 PM »


Guys I found the first online dater.

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Off Topic / Re: Star Wars Episode 7 Reactions (WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS)
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:01:13 PM »
I find it weird how the Jedi keep training people that end up destroying them. First it Anakin then Kilo Ren. The Jedi masters need to learn how to sense a "disturbance in the force" better.

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Forum Games / Re: High School Adventures [War declared!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:59:18 PM »
You declare yourself supreme overlord of the universe, and the russian rebel army bows down to you.

You lick your upper lip, and your Russian Rebels unleash a volley of Rhino V on the U.S Navy.

You try to die of brain cancer but your bloodline has inherited a gene making you extremely resistant to cancer.

ZombiSalt eats a random dead cops brain.

You try to transcend the mortal realm but no matter how hard you try, you just cant because you're agnostic.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit
RHINO V: 1000 bullets, 1000 rockets.

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

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Forum Games / Re: High School Adventures [War declared!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 02:21:06 PM »
You lick your upper lip again, and a nuke goes off in the distance.

You say you will kill everybody that moves for a little. The Russian Rebel army stands completely still but you shoot 2 rounds at a hiding police officer, killing him.

You stick your fingers into the dirt and then shove it up your star fish. You then insert your fingers up your star fish one by one, and pull out as fast and hard as you can in front of your Russian Rebel army. You repeat it and it becomes a new habit.

The Canadian army arrives with 1,000 soldiers and 20 tanks and 20 fighter jets.

You spawn enough Rhino V's to arm you and your entire army with and fly to the Middle East and demolish CIA with your army. Jets bomb them and the CIA tanks are no match for your hover tanks and your endless parade of Rhino V bombings. CIA is wiped out by the end of the day and no casualties in your army were sustained.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit
RHINO V: 1000 bullets, 1000 rockets.

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

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Games / Re: ROBLOX Thread ⱽ³⋅⁶ - Powering Imagination
« on: December 19, 2015, 02:07:20 PM »


I sent this in 2011...

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Forum Games / Re: High School Adventures [War declared!]
« on: December 17, 2015, 06:46:37 PM »
You perform your disgusting vore special interest and eat your Russian Rebel companion whole, digesting him.

You lick your upper lip again, this time the pilot gets shot and killed. The VTOL spirals out of control for a second but News Reporter 3 was a helicopter flyer for the news so she grabs control of the VTOL.

You use your stuff-piss bomb from the school as it was drained and put into a bomb. You release it and BOOM! You hear Donald Annoying Orange say "I'm...gonna...ma-" before coughing and screaming to death. The smoke clears and the White house is now rubble.

"Commander, we have secured the Washington Monument and the National Guard and the Army are in full retreat. We have 3,000 soldiers on the ground and 200 Hover tanks and 50 Jet fighters and 30 VTOL helicopters. What are our orders?".

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

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Games / Re: ROBLOX Thread ⱽ³⋅⁶ - Powering Imagination
« on: December 17, 2015, 12:12:03 AM »
Uh I went through my messages and I sent these messages to someone in 2010...






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Forum Games / Re: High School Adventures [War declared!]
« on: December 16, 2015, 11:29:09 PM »
You lick your upper lip again. At the exact moment, an SAM rocket strikes your VTOL, shooting off one of the back tails. The helicopter spirals out of control for a few moments but the pilot gets it back to normal.

You continue to the White House and fire an Ebola Arm Cannon charge at it. It goes through a window and strikes Hillary Clinton, but not Donald Annoying Orange. You zoom in with binoculars and see her bleeding to death.

You snort cocaine, but it is not enough to make you high.

You look back at the airfield, and a massive dogfight is going on. The rebels got reinforcements too. The rebels seem to have the upper hand as most of the Air force jets were destroyed before launching. All of a sudden, the rebel jets disperse and a laser from space shoots the airfield, disintegrating all of the air force jets and the airfield. They then begin bombing SWAT roadblocks and an army blockade around the Washington Monument.

You are now hovering over the white house, but you are getting heavy fire from the army. SWAT Officer 3 has manned a minigun and Russian Rebel 1 is shooting at them with his AK-47. There is one minigun available.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5
Pageloss again jesus my luck sucks.

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Forum Games / Re: High School Adventures [War declared!]
« on: December 16, 2015, 11:25:07 PM »
You lick your upper lip again. At the exact moment, an SAM rocket strikes your VTOL, shooting off one of the back tails. The helicopter spirals out of control for a few moments but the pilot gets it back to normal.

You continue to the White House and fire an Ebola Arm Cannon charge at it. It goes through a window and strikes Hillary Clinton, but not Donald Annoying Orange. You zoom in with binoculars and see her bleeding to death.

You snort cocaine, but it is not enough to make you high.

You look back at the airfield, and a massive dogfight is going on. The rebels got reinforcements too. The rebels seem to have the upper hand as most of the Air force jets were destroyed before launching. All of a sudden, the rebel jets disperse and a laser from space shoots the airfield, disintegrating all of the air force jets and the airfield. They then begin bombing SWAT roadblocks and an army blockade around the Washington Monument.

You are now hovering over the white house, but you are getting heavy fire from the army. SWAT Officer 3 has manned a minigun and Russian Rebel 1 is shooting at them with his AK-47. There is one minigun available.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

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Forum Games / Re: High School Adventures [To the White House!]
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:21:06 PM »
You want to hard reset life but you can't without jumping out the VTOL without a parachute.

You try to fast travel to the white house but you are already on the way to it on the VTOL.

You pull out a tablet and browse the roosterland Gorums. You go to Drama and see "Poor Tony's new infatuation of endlessly harping on forgetout 4". You enter the thread and see a user named roosterchip stuffting on Poor Tony. It also seem that Poor Tony and another user named Ravenpot are working with eachother in a clan called The Harvest. People are flaming The Harvest and Poor Tony is claiming they are mad because they didn't get in. You leave the thread.

You wonder how this happened from the 1st day of school to this. You try to go home but you have already crossed the Maryland-D.C border and can see the Washington Monument.

You lick your upper lip but while you're doing that, you fly over an Airforce base. Alarms go off and the VTOL starts beeping that it has been locked onto.

You get a loud microphone and yell "I DECLARE WAR ON DONALD Annoying Orange!" because Donald Annoying Orange became president. Immediately, you see pilots scrambling for their jets. But, the Russian Rebel airforce appears out of nowhere with 14 Jets and 5 VTOLs. They begin bombing the airfield.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5


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Drama / Re: jesus christ raccoonneer is full of himself
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:49:41 AM »
There has never been a better example of Ad Hominem than this.

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Drama / Re: jesus christ raccoonneer is full of himself
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:09:00 PM »
As far as the forum goes, sure, it's kinda silly.
But he's a 10 year old kid, that's what they do.

But making a drama thread about it?
Judging off the contents of the OP, he's not even advertising it.
You just felt like following a kid's profile and spamming and laughing at him. Kinda low.
It was in Off Topic at first then it got moved to drama.

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Drama / Re: jesus christ raccoonneer is full of himself
« on: December 15, 2015, 08:27:21 PM »
you should probably remove the link to that forum cause it contains lots of furry research
Just one image, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Drama / Re: jesus christ raccoonneer is full of himself
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:58:41 PM »
If he is 10 he must have an imaginary fox friend that he pretends to ride.

But wouldn't that go against the advertising rule?

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