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Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 864070 times)
maxymax13
December 23, 2019, 02:15:30 PM
you get the gopro back, the sd card replaced with an oxygen-sensitive explosive
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i insert a carton of expired eggs
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Jackhammer
December 27, 2019, 08:54:59 PM
you get back 12 chickens, all of them having extreme deformities or mutations.
i insert the concept of reality
failbros2
December 28, 2019, 04:06:55 PM
the machine sucks everything around it into a singularity, leaving nothing but a blank dimension with a vending machine in it
i insert a baked potato
Jackhammer
December 28, 2019, 05:23:34 PM
you get back a burnt potato
i insert dry skin flakes
Nigel The Protagonist
December 29, 2019, 02:15:04 AM
you get a bag of skin flake gummy candies that taste like skin flakes
I insert a 25 dollar amazon gift card
maxymax13
December 30, 2019, 06:07:12 PM
you get a -∞ dollar gift card, sucking in your wallet
i insert your empty wallet
WaffleKing
January 03, 2020, 11:57:15 PM
you get assassinated
*I insert the vending machine
Nigel The Protagonist
January 04, 2020, 01:08:16 AM
An explosion occurs, far greater than any nuclear bomb ever detonated. A giant crater lies at the site of the vending machine.
The machine is destroyed...
Then the bricks respawn.
I insert a KitKat™ bar
maxymax13
January 04, 2020, 02:18:44 AM
you get a kit kat bar but it is bit in half. not like split in half and one of the sides eaten, it is bitten vertically.
i insert the button from dm_crosssfire
WaffleKing
January 12, 2020, 10:32:22 PM
you kill the last 43 people to post on this thread, allowing the red spy to take the intel and scouts mom
*I insert child labor laws involving going against the constitution
Potatoh
January 15, 2020, 01:25:22 PM
you get a better even constitution
i insert epic stun combat
RockyDoctor65
January 21, 2020, 01:48:05 PM
A stun stick comes out and zaps your pee pee
I insert a bag of boners
Jackhammer
January 21, 2020, 05:41:28 PM
you get back exactly 13 babies, all of different color, shape, size, etc.
i insert myself
YouKnowWhoAgain
January 23, 2020, 10:41:41 AM
You get ejected out of the machine and fall flat onto the ground
I insert a styrofoam cup
Nigel The Protagonist
January 23, 2020, 05:58:23 PM
you get the same styrofoam cup, but it's now a solid cylinder of styrofoam
I insert a pair of Wireless Earbuds, Basskye Bluetooth 5.0 Earbuds with Charging Case TWS Stereo Headphones in-Ear Built-in Mic Headset Premium Sound with Deep Bass for Sport
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