Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[JamesH]

unleash the power of the star gods and open a portal to the void that summons voidlings that begin eating the tank

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

begin producing 5 panzerwerfers for pre-order for 5 people
complete in two turns

[Hawt]

charge up another shielf

[}]Crazy[{]

super heal myself
rolls 1-3 = super heal for 6/3 hp
rolls 4-6 = instant kill for 2 rounds un-reviveable

[failbros2]

Attack Results

CRITAWAKETS: revived Twix
Said something like Amada Kedovra. Brought him back to life somehow, not summoning a portal.
Redconer: healed CRITAWAKETS
You shout "Heal" at CRITAWAKETS. His injuries disappear.
Space1255: rolled 4
You wield your metal glove, soak it in oil, and use your Blazing Punch (TM), dealing 51 damage!
TristianLuigi: rolled 5
You setup your infrasound machine and turn it up. The tank shakes and takes 60 damage.
JamesH: rolled 1
You call the star gods. They agree to open a portal, but instead of eating the tank, they eat your head. THE VOIDLINGS ATE YOUR BRAINS!
NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
You tell the workers at the factory to make 5 panzerwerfers. They will be ready in 2 turns.
Hawt: rolled 6
Focusing your energy, you charge up a shield that will protect you from the next attack.
}]Crazy[{: rolled 1
You stab a bunch of steroid needles in yourself, but you die because your body can't take it. Can't be revived for 2 turns. winners dont do drugs
BOSS ENEMY

Panzer VIII Maus

The tank designed to best ALL tanks.

HP: 262/1000

attacks every 3 turns, deals 2 damage

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Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3 (Garage HP: 3/3)

tber123: 2/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 2/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3 (Hospital HP: 3/3)

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

Man of Greenish: 2/3

Mobile HQ: 3/3

Mobile Garage: 3/3 Producing 5 Panzerwerfers - 2 turns left

}]Crazy[{: DED

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: DED

[Redconer]

JamesH requires my aid, CLEAR!

[Space1255]

Welp, looks like my glove is now toot for me to use, it still being on fire. I suppose I'll just use these overweighted oiled steel clackers to whack the boss. Of course they're also on fire.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Yell at the tank.

[tber123]

Revive Crazy by performing a ritual

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Super charge the KV

[Twix]

move far away and try to hit the tank with a mortar

[TristanLuigi]

Merge the hospital, garage, and mobile HQ into the a single base with their combined HP and upgrade it with a workshop if possible.

[NotBomberguy]

Merge the hospital, garage, and mobile HQ into the a single base with their combined HP and upgrade it with a workshop if possible.

assist

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Redconer: revived JamesH
You zap James with some defibrillators, making his head pop up out of nowhere!
Space1255: rolled 6
Time to oil the clackers...
You whack the Maus using your steel clackers. The fire damages the tank by 77 but you clack your other arm on accident.
tber123: failed to revive }]Crazy[{

Can't be revived for 2 turns.

also sorry if i messed up your roll crazy
GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 5
You take out your car batteries, plug 'em into the KV-2, and it supercharges, allowing it to fire 2 shots at once!
Twix: rolled 4
You run away and fire a few mortar rounds. The tank takes them and takes 61 damage.
TristianLuigi: rolled 4 (3+1)
You roll the hospital tent, garage, and mobile HQ together. It turns into a mobile command center. NotBomberGuy places a workshop in it too. Build medkits and repair kits here.
BOSS ENEMY

Panzer VIII Maus

The tank designed to best ALL tanks.

HP: 124/1000

attacks every 3 turns, deals 2 damage

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Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3

tber123: 2/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 2/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

Man of Greenish: 2/3

Mobile Command Center: 12/12 Producing 5 Panzerwerfers - 2 turns left

}]Crazy[{: DED

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3

[Redconer]

Heal Tber.