You have to go to a "motel" with the above user's avatar.

[the hacker]

Gunlance it.

[Ad Bot]

[Zanlue]

My Avatar would most likely remain in the Atmosphere and would be unable to fit in a motel anyways, so....

light the motel on fire

[Brickitect]

Kill it

[Fab]

Kill it, again

[Mariofan1701]

give it a camo collar and call it a good boy
let it slobber on him and run around with him in its mouth

[Tornado Kirby]

red picks it up
and stares intensely at it

to the person below me: bonus points if you know what image my avatar is from

[AcornCake]

hijack his hat

[warble]

tell that stupid cat to stop scratching me to get attention in the middle of the night

[Theepicman]

Burn the propaganda.

[takato14]

Burn the propaganda.

strangle the rat to death then let him cuddle with me if he wants

[Redconer]

Run

[Lego lad]

Have him draw me

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Have him draw me like one of his French Spinosaurs

[Swat 3]

"Hi. I'm Theodore Roosevelt, the President of the United States!"

[Subpixel]

It would be Robin Williams' corpse.