The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2

[Electrk]

myself

The largest object in the room is now up your ass.

My bed...
Oh god

The smallest thing you can see in the room (none of that crumb bullstuff) is now crammed in your urethra.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Sewing needle.  Shiiiiiiiit.

The last thing you drank is being pumped into your snake.

[Slate521]

orange juice
aaaaaaaaaaaaa

All of the money in the room you are in right now is now inside your ears.

[Electrk]

Ow.

The sharpest thing in the room is now in your eye.

[gr8dayseth]

Push pin.


My loving eyes.

The first thing you see out your door is now slammed in your face 20 times.

[Night Fox]

when I look out my door the first thing I usually see is a basket of clean socks and towels
I'm okay with this

the first object behind you is the only thing standing in between you and horrible tiger rape

[Electrk]

My bed. WELL THEN.

The last thing you pet is now on your face mauling you.

[Im_AFK]

my keyboard mauled me, i now surfer from permanent abc and 123 imparement, the wpm nearly killed me :-(

the object to your left and right are making war against eachother, which side did you join

[gr8dayseth]

A wall and a light switch... wall.

The last sharp object you touched is now down your throat.

[Electrk]

my keyboard mauled me, i now surfer from permanent abc and 123 imparement, the wpm nearly killed me :-(

the object to your left and right are making war against eachother, which side did you join

wtf you pet your keyboard?
(Do the above post, ignore this one)

[Im_AFK]

wtf you pet your keyboard?
(Do the above post, ignore this one)

ya it purrs and lets me tap it whenever

last sharp object was a pointy chip mmmm, its leaving some ketchup down my throat tonight

the object that you were looking at is now a ticking time bomb

[Joseph37b]

ya it purrs and lets me tap it whenever

last sharp object was a pointy chip mmmm, its leaving some ketchup down my throat tonight

the object that you were looking at is now a ticking time bomb

oh hey computer monitor pls no explode

the object to your left is now what a black man is using as lube for raping you

[jarelash]

Cellphone
I FAWKING KNEW IT WAS A TRANSFORMER!
The bbiggest object behind you is now about to fall on you and the object to your right is the only way to stop it.

[ShadowYoshi294]

File cabinet and I'm shielding myself with a trash can.

The closest object to your left is now Superman 64. How valuable was the item that was replaced?

[Blocky943]

It's a lamp. Not really valuable.

The object in front of you is now your diamond sword to stab yourself.