If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSIf you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSIf you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSIf you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSIf you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSIf you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSIf you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONSFriends, this list just goes on.
the part about owning a prius is true.