Actions
CRITAWAKETS: Lying
"Yeah, everything's fine! My radio's busted up! Other than that, I'm okay!"
"Wh-wh-whaaat-aat-at happrened? I hear-r d the tank blew up! "The tank blew up and we had to abandon on foot."
"How-ow-ow did the tannnnn k explode?/??-43146a""Let's just say some of the rockets imploded. Still have to wonder why the hell you guys at HQ gave us an old model of the tank."
"Hey! The robot we're sending MALFUNCTION-N_N_N__EEED! Now we nee-e'd to destroy-it. After all thhthh is research, it's's's gone! Damnit!"*CRITAWAKETS looks away with his binoculars at the tall robot, currently getting demolished by tank killers and giant sandworms. The forget is happening there?*"We're-e sendnding a squad to pi-ick you guys up, stay tight okay?""Alright."
*CLICK*"Ah, forget. What now, guys?"
Marios nearly shouted into the radio, but CRITAWAKETS quickly slapped him.Rigel: got the smasha gun
You got the giant smasha gun! But in order for it to fire its deadly lazer, you need to wait 3 turns.
Rabbot32: Summoning the Valkyries
"Hey! Get back over here!"
"Oh, what now?!""Help us fight."
"For what?""No idea!"
"Alright, fine. I'll help you guys. Just because I have nothing better to do. I'll just sit back and fly with my healing drone,
you okay with that?""Yep."
A Valkyrie has joined the team, with a great healbot!Twix: got in tank and test fired
You hop back inside your tank and fire it at a nearby tree, which then explodes. You fixed it!
jyvot: joined
You're here.
In the distance, a group of airplanes fly above...CRITAWAKETS: "That must be the Imperial air force!"
Groaning can be heard from the tank ruins. Marios decides to investigate.Marios: "What's your name? Tell me before I bust a cap in ya!"
Bill: "Th-the tank dri-i-ver, you idiot."
Marios: "Hey, you don't look good! Sorry for nearly killing you."
Bill: "Why's that? You guys looked like enemies, and HQ told me to attack..."
Marios: "Because your friends here at HQ are coming to kick our asses!
Rigel: "Now's not the time for making friends! Those guys seem like they want to kill us!"
CRITAWAKETS: "Yep. I see them. Prepare for battle!"
Intel: There seem to be bombers and fighters. The first wave is incoming!
AIR RAID
Z2 Bomber
A bomber with a large load of explosives. And machineguns.
HP: 800/800
Machineguns deal 1 damage to 4 targets and fires every other turn at airborne targets, bomb deals 2 damage to one target every 3 turns, and carpet bombing damages 3 people for 1 damage and attacks every 5 turns
Sopwith Wasp
Remember those old biplanes? Apparently the creator of those decided it would be a nice idea to donate some to the Imperials. Outfitted with the newest machineguns.
HP: 500/500
May dodge attacks
Machine guns fire every other turn, dealing 1 damage to two targets
Sopwith Wasp #2
Another one of those old biplanes outfitted with new machineguns.
HP: 500/500
May dodge attacks
Machine guns fire every other turn, dealing 1 damage to two targets
Player List
Twix/Kugelblitz: 3/3 (Currently inside the Heavy Tank)
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 3/3Kevlar Vest: 2/2
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
SubDaWoofer: 2/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3
NotBomberGuy: 2/3
MicroEDGE: smart rocketed
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: protagonist of a shaggy dog story
JamesH: 3/3
dcseal: bye have a beautiful time
Rigel: 3/3
jyvot: 3/3
Ally List
Autonomous
Bastion: 6/8
Jack the Crusader: 1/3
Frederick the Crusader: 1/3
The Valkyrie: 3/3
Manual
Heavy Tank: 5/5
Healbot: 3/3
The Smasha Gun:
6/6
Processes
Interstel Starship Construction (being built by CRITAWAKETS: 2 turns left)
Reinforned Outpost Construction (being built by ZeUberMedic: 3 turns left)
Smasha Gun Charge: 3 turns left
The Tactician: "That bomber will gun down a group of you guys in the sky if you aren't careful. Beware those biplanes, too."
CRITAWAKETS: "Hey, aren't you..."
Poll