Shotgun 2 - Text Adventure - the sequel

[LOL :D]

You wake up in a ruined building with blood on your face, and somebody calls your name.
What is your name anyway?

[Ad Bot]

[Mikoyan]

wolfe Schlegel stein hausen berger dorf vor alter waren gewissen

[LOL :D]

wolfe Schlegel stein hausen berger dorf vor alter waren gewissen

with that name, he couldn't have gotten past first grade

[Mikoyan]

César Maximiliano Czischke Álvarez


EDIT: It should be, Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi.

[Boink!]

John Madden

[HerpaDerp]

César Maximiliano Czischke Álvarez


EDIT: It should be, Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi.

Then five seconds later the building explodes as you had a bomb attached to your butt.

[Im_AFK]

John Madden

aeiou aeiou? aeiou!

[RaR]

timothy vasquez de souza


 

[blazerblock2]

Stew Pidassol.

[LOL :D]

timothy vasquez de souza

Let's just call you Tim Souza.

"Tim! Wake up! The bomb's about to blow!" a faint voice replies.
What do you do?

[Katadeus]

Forage for truffles

[LOL :D]

You run outside the building and see a military seargent, 3 privates, 1 specialist, and 2 Corporals.

The building explodes.

"Specialist Tim! We need to search the building north of here for tangos!" the Sarge says.

[xxxxkill]

"By we you mean I, don't you?"

[LOL :D]

"By we you mean I, don't you?"

"Uh...yeah. Now go whip their goddamn asses!"

[morningstar]

Obtain radio.  Call in for white phosphorous. 
Win.