I immediately physically laughed.
I think it's safe to say that i lost.
Also what's Albert square?
The setting for EastEnders, a UK soap-opera on the BBC.
Every christmas something big happens as all the plots throughout the year converge.
Typically someone gets murdered, or there's a fire, or a bomb goes off.
That character is part of a Pakistani family on the square, and she's an insufferable bitch (or was when I was watching).