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Off Topic / Re: SCP-[even number]-J
« on: July 28, 2014, 02:49:59 PM »
Item #: SCP-√-1-J
Object Class: teh most epicestestest everesty spc evar!!!1
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-√-1-J is to be kept in a sandpaper-lined containment chamber located in a treehouse, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than i cant even dancing armed with dust.
In the event that SCP-√-1-J ever begins inging its is this heaven, piano is to ayy lmao SCP-√-1-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force 666-7 (''ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'') is to be dispatched to SCP-√-1-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-√-1-J is a jump amoeba. Like most members of its species, it is able to verbnoun, and regularly eats twice its own weight in sandpaper each day.
SCP-√-1-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with hi, which causes it to turn into [REDACTED]. Whenever this happens, all i might be high within a ~6 kilometer radius will begin to my cat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to a teddy bear. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-√-1-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-√-1-J was first located in Isotopia where the FOOTBALL were using it in order to eat a pencil. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force 666-7 (''ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'') was able to recover the object with only 10000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 x 189457283 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log √-1-1
Dr. ur mom: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr ur mom, and I am about to test SCP-√-1's reaction to doorknob. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Popsicle?
Dr. Popsicle: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. ur mom: Excellent! I am now introducing the doorknob to √-1... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Popsicle: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
ur mom: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN money! IT'S GOT MEIN money! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident √-1-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Object Class: teh most epicestestest everesty spc evar!!!1
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-√-1-J is to be kept in a sandpaper-lined containment chamber located in a treehouse, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than i cant even dancing armed with dust.
In the event that SCP-√-1-J ever begins inging its is this heaven, piano is to ayy lmao SCP-√-1-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force 666-7 (''ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'') is to be dispatched to SCP-√-1-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-√-1-J is a jump amoeba. Like most members of its species, it is able to verbnoun, and regularly eats twice its own weight in sandpaper each day.
SCP-√-1-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with hi, which causes it to turn into [REDACTED]. Whenever this happens, all i might be high within a ~6 kilometer radius will begin to my cat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to a teddy bear. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-√-1-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-√-1-J was first located in Isotopia where the FOOTBALL were using it in order to eat a pencil. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force 666-7 (''ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'') was able to recover the object with only 10000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 x 189457283 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log √-1-1
Dr. ur mom: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr ur mom, and I am about to test SCP-√-1's reaction to doorknob. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Popsicle?
Dr. Popsicle: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. ur mom: Excellent! I am now introducing the doorknob to √-1... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Popsicle: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
ur mom: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN money! IT'S GOT MEIN money! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident √-1-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█