at exactly 2:37am
Bang on their door in the middle of the night and demand more information.
But pretend to be Satan and you're looking for his soul
You bang your uncle's door with your fist at precisely 2:37am.
"The hell?" you hear in a sleepy muffled voice, "Who is it?"
For good measure, you found one of those big Darth Vader megaphones and scream through the dark, all the while jacking off with a knife into a bowl of onions:
"IT IS I, SATAN, AND I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR SOUL WITH ME TONIGHT!"You put your ear up against the bedroom door. You hear nothing but silence for about two seconds, followed by a "wtf" and a few rustling noises. You hear the tread of feet inside the room and a door opening and closing followed by the sound of a few zippers. You set the onions and knife aside and zip up your pants while reaching for the doorknob. Before you can touch it, the knob twists and the door flings open.
"What in the living hell is wrong with you??" he says annoyed.
I think we can trust him now. Ask about Rico but don't let him find the safe just in case. Just say that you heard your Mom mention something about Rico plot 2270 and a safe when she was dying
"I couldn't sleep. I can't stop thinking about my parents. Please tell me about my dad."
"I've been over this. I'm not telling you anything."
"But I feel like I'm entitled to know more about them!"
Your uncle sighs. He tiptoes around the door and pulls it closed against his back.
"Fine. Just for a few minutes. I won't be able to get back to a good sleep for a while anyway. Would you like some hot chocolate?"
He walks into the kitchen.
Status:Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 2:40am ET Sunday
Temperature: 69°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
NoneYou are back in your aunt's house after freeing your uncle from police custody.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Good
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Average
Clothing Status: Clean
Colon contents: Locked and loaded
Items:
One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe
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Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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