Fine, but only because I'm in a good mood its my birthday
Well there isn't really much I can do now. It's 1.42am where I live an I'm tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Just search "auto port forwarding" on google and try to find one. Although alot of them will only give you free trials though so you'll have to maybe buy one.
I won't be posting again for the next 10 hours or so, so dont be sending me messages begging for help.