Turn 9 Results
Drydess injects his corpse with catnip from beyond the grave, returning to life.Marios brutally murders and boils several kittens into a liquid state. He then pours their molten liquids over MoltenKitten. The sick irony inflicts 47 damage.Redconer kicks MoltenKitten five times, inflicting 39 total damage.Whackin ascends even further!Metalliku & Nix the Glaceon combo together, launching a trio of ice rockets alongside a solid beam of ice. MoltenKitten takes 67 damage and suffers 'Extinguished'Failbros2 launches a heat-seeking rocket at MoltenKitten. The rocket misses by a mile because he has been extinguished.TableSalt slaps MoltenKitten and Bahamut, inflicting 29 and 23 damage respectively.Nicepoint assists SWAT One in constructing the main chamber, speeding up the construction.Cybertails1998 drops in with an a4 sheet of paper. He promptly gives MoltenKitten and Bahamut papercuts. Inflicting 30 damage to both.CRITAWAKETS draws a massive greatbow, pelting Bahamut with massive anti-dragon bolts. Inflicting 71 damage.ZeUberMedic calls in some old friends, who kamikaze some planes into MoltenKitten and Bahamut. Inflicting 46 and 38 damage respectively.Space1255 sets a card face down, ending his turn. Applying the 'Face Down Card' buff.Copy Kirby kicks MoltenKitten like he's a dummy, inflicting 28 damage.Cromartini summons the almighty dragon, DEATHWING
Rabbot32 resurrects an old dead meme, which memes MoltenKitten, inflicting 21 damage.
JamesH summons LENNIPEDE
Superfun909 attempts to summon a second Lennipede, but he cannot do so. Only one lennipede can exist at a time.
Twix utilizes his business skills to advertize towards MoltenKitten. Annoying him and dealing 31 damage.
SuperSuit12 suddenly exists, proceeding to enhance LENNIPEDE
Clownfish bursts from below, unleashing a hail of punches on MoltenKitten, inflicting 40 damage.
Microsoft EDGE prepares the road roller.
King Dedede smacks MoltenKitten with his hammer, inflicting 30 damage.
Panzer II fires it's cannons at MoltenKitten, inflicting 20 total damage.
Demon Slayer revvs up a chainsaw before ripping it into Bahamut, inflicting 66 damage.
SHEER HEART ATTACK protects Cromartini.
Attack Eagle rips into MoltenKitten, inflicting 33 damage.
Pleasure Bot prepares a powerful attack.
Kerbal pulls out a futuristic space gun, blasting MoltenKitten for 28 damage.
FOURTH BOSS
MoltenKitten
810/1250
Afflicted with 'Damage Resistance'
(Resists 10% of incoming damage)
Afflicted with 'Extinguished'
(Physical attacks no longer deal fire damage)
MoltenKitten downs a party-size bag of ghost pepper nachos. Followed by belching a wave of fire at Microsoft EDGE, Twix, and King Dedede. Microsoft EDGE survives due to 'Heat Protection'. Twix and King Dedede are incinerated.
BOSS MINION
Aeon Bahamut, the Dragon King
618/800
Afflicted with 'Dragonic Resistances'
(Resists all damage over time debuffs and takes 20% less damage from enemy attacks)
Afflicted with 'Withering Flares'
(Mega Flare afflicts players with a debuff instead of killing them)
Bahamut rips his claws into Demon Slayer. Tearing him apart.
[Cycle News]
Kidplasma is dead!
1 turn until the main chamber is complete.
2 turns until LENNIPEDE is enhanced.
Copy Kirby's buff will wear off next cycle.
Panzer II, SHEER HEART ATTACK, and Attack Eagle will fight for the players, under control of OP.
[Allies]
King Dedede
Panzer II
Attacks hit multiple times, but deal poor damage
Demon Slayer
SHEER HEART ATTACK
Cannot attack, but can protect a single player from any form of heat-based attack
Attack Eagle
Airborne, dodges melee attacks
Pleasure Bot
Attacks must charge for one cycle, but deal heavy damage
Kerbal
Immune to fire and water based attacks, but must take every other turn to remain airborne or perish
DeathWing
Deals heavy fire-based damage. Enemy dragons always focus this unit.
Lennipede
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Attacks always deal true damage. Constantly annoys enemies, causing them to attack it.
[Active Effects]
=Auto-Turret Defense=
Active
SWAT One
(If this player is attacked successfully by the boss, the boss takes damage)
=Face Down Card=
Permanent until user is attacked
Space1255
(Card turns to face up when attacked, effect dependent on card)
=Virginity Loss=
Permanent
UltraCraftGames
(Deals 10% more damage)
=Gotta Go Fast!=
1 Turn left
Copy Kirby
(Moves very fast, dodging incoming attacks)
=Spooky Scary Skeletons=
Permanent until used
Rabbot32
(Can summon the Spooky Scary Skeletons. Buff is removed upon summon)
=Silverlight=
Permanent as long as item is equipped
CRITAWAKETS
(Deals double damage to demon-class enemies. Causes demons to spawn as boss minions)
=Protecting Ally=
Permanent until stated otherwise
SHEER HEART ATTACK
(Takes damage instead of cromartini if cromartini is attacked)
Poll