Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[Potatoh]

Give the robot a virus

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Call down an ion cannon strike on the banhammer.

[bobbygordon4]

Destructo-wand this fool.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

call in gypsy danger and smash the monster

[Superfun909]

tow a blenkit ovur it!

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Nix The Glaceon rolls a 3!
Fire heals the Ultra-Banhammer 5000, did you forget?! The Banhammer recovers 75 HP.

Marios rolls a 4!
Your move will be saved until the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 has low HP.

Potatoh rolls a 4!
You gave the UB5000 a Virus, lowering its damage it does to you. 35 damage inflicted!

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You called an Ion Cannon to hit the UB5000. 154 damage inflicted!

bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
You d-wanded the UB-5000. 75 damage inflicted!

ZeUberMedic rolls a 6!
You called in Gypsy Danger. He stomps on the Ultra-Banhammer 5000 and you (accidentally) once. 99 damage inflicted!

Superfun909 rolls a 3!
You tow a blanket over the UB-5000. He just pulls it off of his head.

UB-5000 HP: 391.

PLAYERS HP:
Nix The Glaceon: 4/4.
Marios: 4/4.
Potatoh: 4/4.
CRITAWAKETS: 4/4.
bobbygordon4: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic!: 3/4.
Superfun909: 4/4.

[Refticus]

i use more fire to beat this boss

[bobbygordon4]

So if fire heals him then water should destroy him.
Get some firefighters to fire their hoses full blast at this guy.

[Nix the Glaceon]

convert megalo strike back to midi, change the soundfont to loud nigra busting a nut, and then blast it at full volume in the enemy's loving ear

[failbros2]

Pencil of doom again.

[Space1255]

Aether

[ZeÜberMedic!]

fire a entire round of a m60e

[cromartini]

ZA WARUDO

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAM UDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMU DAMUDAMUDAMUDA-MUDAAAAAAA!

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Refticus rolls a 2!
You tried to use fire to defeat the UB-5000, but you accidentally lit yourself up!

bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
The firefighters come in and hose the UB-5000. The UB-5000 suffers 15, 25, 35, and 45 damage. 120 damage total.

Nix the Glaceon rolls a 4!
The Ear Rape Song is blasted into the UB-5000. 69 damage inflicted!

failbros2 rolls a 3!
You tried to pencil doom the UB-5000, but you accidentally did it on a nearby building!

Space1255 rolls a 1!
You tried to use the Aether to burn the UB-5000, but you instead catch on fire! DEAD

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 4!
You fired the M60E at the UB-5000. 49 damage inflicted!

cromartini rolls a 4!
No explanation needed. 35 damage inflicted!

ULTRA-BANHAMMER 5000 HP: 118.

PLAYERS HP:
Refitcus HP: 3/4.
bobbygordon4 HP: 4/4.
Nix the Glaceon HP: 4/4.
failbros2 HP: 4/4.
Space1255 HP: DEAD
ZeUberMedic! HP: 3/4.
cromartini HP: 4/4.

[Potatoh]

I blind it with money