Wish Granted, but...

[Tetris]

Wish granted, but you die before you can read it.

I wish I had lots and lots of money.

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell23461]

Wish granted, but the boys don't do up the house.

I wish for HONEY

[Machaty]

Granted but then a bear eats you



I wish for a monkey

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but the monkey eats your face.

I wish I owned a television station.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Wish granted, but the monkey eats your face.

I wish I owned a television station.

Granted, but all royalties go to the face-eating monkey.

[Zloff]

I wish all teddy bears would just die

[-Kyle]

I wish all teddy bears would just die

Granted, but they come back as zombies.

I wish I had more time to think of a wish.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but the time is so short that you didn't notice it and thought the wish didn't work.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[TVhead]

Wish granted, but you still get tired.

I wish I could draw well.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Wish granted, but you still get tired.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, but all you can draw are inside out lobsters.

I wish the that kid who Self Deleted by stab had Self Deleted by cyanide.

[Zuero]

wish granted, but the cyanide was secretly a knife

i wish that i had my own computer

[fawkes..]

Wish granted but it breaks

I wish I had a new phone

[Zuero]

Wish granted but it breaks

i wish for more wishes

[Quote Story]

wish granted but you can only use them when you are about to die

i wish to be the best around

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, and nothing's gonna ever keep you down.

I wish I had food because I'm an African child.