Wish Granted, but...

[chaos 2]

Granted, but you dont have a tub...

I wish I had a pie

wish granted but Aragog (the king of spiders) eats you alive. (ownage's) you get some much money, you choke to death on a 100$ dollar bill. (LegendZ's)

I wish for all bronies to mann up.

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[Dre5567]

Wish Granted, but they don't.
I wish I had eyebleach because I went to the deviantart thread.

[Jaxx]

wish granted, but bronies stop playing tf2!

i wish for coca cola's secret recipe.

[Dre5567]

Wish Granted, but they give you drugs instead.
I wish I had eyebleach because I went to the deviantart thread.

stop skipping me

[jarelash]

Wish granted, but there is one vital ingredient you can't find from anywhere.

I wish I was married to Justin Bieber

[Linkusofepica]

Granted, but you find out he's really a boy.
I wish this thread was dead.

[jarelash]

Wish granted, but a necromancer reanimates it.

I wish for an infinite source of pootis.

[epicbat3]

Granted, But you wake up in hell.

i wish i had a better computer.

[Linkusofepica]

Granted, but you download free research.

I wish I had a sandvich

[Game House Studio]

Granted, But I ate it

I had Half-life 3

[Duhman115]

Granted, but it disappears until everyone else has it.

I wish for a cookie.

[John98]

Granted, but a mouse stole it.

I wish for a sense of humor.

[Swat 3]

Wish granted, but you killed you mom in a prank to make you laugh.

I wish I didn't live.

[jarelash]

Wish granted, but your death was such a shock to the forums, that everyone else Self Deleted.

I wish I knrew hu to wriet

[Duhman115]

Granted, but a car accident gave you amnesia, and you forgot.

I wish for a pie flavored pie.