immediately trip on ur string
you're really bad at this, aren't you
put your hands out so you dont fall on your face when you trip
put your hands to your sides so you fall on your face when you trip
your thoughts conflict with each other, so instead you just flail them around like a those promotional noodle balloon guys
it's pretty much the worst way to ever soften a fall
whump.
left
you go left.
you end up face to face with a door.
you consider using it to practice knock-knock jokes, but really you don't have the time.
you don't have a watch either, but that's besides the point
Take the second biggest stuff of your life.
you suddenly realize that you have to go find a washroom.
the urge is almost incapacitating. you don't know how long you can hold it back.
probably a couple days more, at least. it's not like you've ever visited a washroom throughout your entire venture.
you may not have any digestive organs, but you won't let a little thing like that get in the way of your quest of hygiene.
so, uh, where is it
