They have an integrated internet system that allow them to find cheat codes on the internet.
Sadly though, they hacked Google and locked their sites so that nobody but cats can access or even see the url.
On their private internet system lies a whole system of testing and examination of us humans to find out how and why we do things. They follow our commands to feign as if they are only animals, and not hyper-dimensional intelligent beings.
Subtle tests may have been conducted on us, and this topic may be one of the cat's mistake of running the test incorrectly, triggering an reaction in the brain to create a topic on this forum, causing a unauthorized distribution of ideas relating to the cat's intelligence and ingenuity.
They probably have many files from around the world, and broadcast it to more intelligent beings off Earth and past the Milky Way Galaxy. Foreign beings from another world may be on this planet right now, disguised as humans, using the information the cats have given them to blend in to the environment.
The only motive cats have for betraying the human race is because they want to go to other planets.
Damn those loving cats.
