Author Topic: Cool pickup lines.  (Read 10818 times)

Your nostril chambers have big marbles in them.

And your nose looks likes a richard :P
Best pick up line ever.

Best pick up line ever.


You made me cry for how hard I laughed.

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-See!"

Dr. Octagonapus BLAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Hey, you're 19 right?"

19 yr-old girls aren't usually into 13-yr-old furries. :P

"So....the weather is nice for a.....BUTT forget."

19 yr-old girls aren't usually into 14-yr-old furries. :P
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"So, if I give you 500 dollars can you tell me that I matter?"


Are you a medic because I got HIV

corny.
I grow that stuff on Pluto.



Are you a medic because I got HIV
That means you've already had love. That means she won't trust you.


"Would you forget me, cause I'd forget me.  I'd forget me hard."

I shat my pants can I get in yours? If that doesn't work than the woman isn't worth it.

"Would you forget me, cause I'd forget me.  I'd forget me hard."

Would ya forget me? I'd forget me.

GOODBYE HORSES

I'M FLYIN' OVER YOOOU

"Nice shoes, wanna forget?"