The evil genie

[Bwopper]

Granted, you get nothing. Void. The universe turns into nothing.

*UNIVERSE RESET*

I wish for my own personal Sa-Matra (Great Trophy in the Ur-Quan language, the Sa-Matra is a gigantic precursor battleship.)

You get one, but its from amazon, and it needs to be assembled

I wish for a limited edition lord tony pleasurebot plushie

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

It tells you pleasure is just a chemical reaction

I wish to live in a skyscraper

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted, but the skyscraper is bio-degradable and you cant tell when its going to break.

I wish for salmon to become less expensive.

[Refticus]

salmon is now extinct from over fishing. good job.

i wish for a pet rock

[Master Matthew²]

salmon is now extinct from over fishing. good job.

i wish for a pet rock

Wish granted, the Pet rock is so large it falls on you and kills you.

My wish, a Home for the Exiled.

[plexy]

you're being exiled too

i wish for a giant pug that would take me anywhere

[TheMrDoors]

you're being exiled too

i wish for a giant pug that would take me anywhere

granted, but that pug has rabies and might bite you.

i wish for chocolate with nuts

[Nix the Glaceon]

granted but you can be misha  too you know so your banned from youtube

wh...what???

ot: you get chocolate, but you're now being hunted by the chocolate guy
i wish that amazon didn't take forever to ship

[TheMrDoors]

granted, but every package doesn't come with handleing

i wish for gay love

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Granted but everyone you get forgeted by are old men
I wish i had a minigun

[TheMrDoors]

everyone you get forgeted by are old men

what?

ot:

granted, but it only fires in spurts.

i wish for taco bell to stop selling their stuffty dorito tacos

[Nix the Glaceon]

what?

he means you can only forget old farts
/skip me

[TheMrDoors]

he means you can only forget old farts
/skip me

yea but his grammar

/skip

[plexy]

granted, but you have to eat all of the dorito tacos to get rid of them

i wish for different presidential candidates

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Granted, but as it turns out they're Osama Bin Ladin and Adolf Riddler.

I wish that Blockland would have maps again.