The evil genie

[cromartini]

Granted, but its actualy a hungry grisly bear colored in black and white.

I want to burn down an orphanage, with the orphans inside.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

you do so but nobody dies because of heroic firemen, who also find evidence at the scene. you get arrested for your crimes.

i wish for the blockland source code to be released

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted, but its encrypted so good that it is gonna take 5 quintillion years to decode. On a quantum computer.

ey weish y cud spl (I wish i could spell.)

[Drydess]

u can spell only in german now

i sure do wish i could read

[Bwopper]

You can now read, but only three words. Pokémon, Lugubrious, and Ratchet

[startacker]

You get ___

I wish to ascend from this mortal coil

[Bwopper]

You get ___

I wish to ascend from this mortal coil

You ascend from a living metal coil. Weird wish you got there.

I wish to redo my last granted wish so I could add my wish

[Marios]

Granted, you add a wish to somebody else in the world.

I wish I could disobey gravity at will.

[UltraCraftGames]

granted but its uncontrollable have a nice chat with wheatley

i wish to  be digitized

[Marios]

You don't seem to know what "at will" means but whatever.

Granted. Your actions are now controlled by a sub-par AI, and therefore you aren't too self-aware. Guess you have to wait until someone comes and improves you.

[UltraCraftGames]

uhh didnt see it i know it means that you control it srry since you didnt wish ehres mine

i wish to meet the grim reaper

[Marios]

Granted. He doesn't kill you, and instead resorts to wiping out any memory you may have of meeting him.
What did you say? You never met the grim reaper? Okay then. Just as planned.

I wish I could wash a wisp that wittingly stings wint.

[UltraCraftGames]

uhh you messed up a few words a giant wasp is hunting you down

i wish to die

[TheMrDoors]

uhh you messed up a few words a giant wasp is hunting you down

i wish to die

granted, but nobody goes to your funeral

i wish for a tampon

[PyroPanda45]

granted, but nobody goes to your funeral

i wish for a tampon

Granted, but it's used.

I wish for flash games to be good.